riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

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teamrocketing:

*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*

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timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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